My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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