I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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