Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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