his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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