girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
