i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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