what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
