So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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