I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Are we still banned from the library?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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