So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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