I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
we should paint friendship bongs
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