I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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