I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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