You're so nebulous sometimes
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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