you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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