Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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