in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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