How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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