I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
me + whiskey = a bad person
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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