She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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