Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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