I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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