One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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