found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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