Just took my morning after pill in the library
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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