Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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