It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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