dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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