TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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