So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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