We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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