Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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