just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is