Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.