TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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