Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?

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(773): View more from Illinois

yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.

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(309): View more from Illinois

i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"

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(650): View more from California

It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.

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(514): View more from Quebec

she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up

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(406): View more from Montana

Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow

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