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apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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