Nicole vs. Life
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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