Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
