you guys were way drunker than both of me
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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