I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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