glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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