I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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