People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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