i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize
