Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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