before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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