Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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