Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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