I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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