Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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