Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Randomize