I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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