Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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