I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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