Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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