Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
All I want is dick and wine.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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