i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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