Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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