yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm jealous of your bromance
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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