she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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