Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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